Bots love me

Bots love me… and always want to be friends with me! Another sign of me not being as antisocial I often think myself to be.  People who find out these programs should be fucked in the ass (preferably by a horse), really.

I think regular users are also responsible for this: why do they click on every link they see? I only click on ads in the following two cases:

1. I want to support the site-owner, like I always click on ld50-ads. Never do it on MS though: it’s only Google and they are all multimillionaires anyway.

2. I am interested in the ad-content and have definite plans to buy the item.

WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO CLICK ON EVERYTHING, providing phisers and bots with their personal details. Today’s shit was the last straw, from now on I require captchas if “non-friends” wanna add me or send me a message.

Hi there!

So, i guess it’s time for me to start using this account. I took a look at your page and well, I liked what I saw.. :p

Sooo my name is Arturo Moore. I think me and you should be friends, cause you seem pretty nice, and maybe even cute! (it’s so hard to tell in this digital world :)

anyways, i’d go on and on, but I wanna get a response from you.. You should check out my other page on this other site, I’m always on over there – {removed the link of coz}, my username is Machoman72 (myspace messes up the link, so just erase the spaces in the website address). Then maybe we could chat sometime!

take care,

Arturo Moore

LOL, sure like real people that really exist write such messages without any personal content or any actual facts… :DDDD Besides, it’s also kinda funny how it’s always geeks who write such computer programs – thus they have no real social abilities to realize that people over five years of age do not usually use the form “do you want to be my friend?” or human beings are not like cartoon characters that would actually start out with something like “hello, let’s be friends”!