Stupid, naive, silly me!

I made the stupid, dreadful, vain mistake females tend to make, for the first time in my life yesterday: no clue how the hell it could have happened to sombody like ME, but I stupidly bought myself shoes I cannot walk in. In fact, they are sandals, these 21st century toe-cutter ones… and they look very pretty. But okay, what’s the use of prettiness once I cannot do anything in them, apart from standing or sitting. No walking at all. I tried to visit my aunt in them (like 300 meters), but the thin, fragile, snowwhite skin between my toes began to swell and bleed after the first few minutes. On top of that, I keep stepping out of them all the time… I’m just not used to sandals, let alone toe-cutting. Shit, why the hell did I have to buy them, what made me think I could wear such a thing??? Especially if we consider that every day, I walk over 5, plus travel around 200 kilomters…    

Who throws the first stone at me?